Slit Throat Choker

Slit Throat ChokerOh, how I appreciate a macabre sense of humor. So many people out there are so uptight. In the world we live in today you really have to stop once in awhile and smell the dead roses or just get a good laugh. I’m sure I will be bombarded again with emails after people read this post, so let me just say now I am not a serial killer or psychotic. I enjoy life as much as I can and have a great sense of humor considering the things that are going on around us. All that being said, I found this great Slit Throat Choker on Etsy! The artist’s name is Tiana Rutledge and she creates this choker and many other things including Slit Wrist bracelets and Blood Drop earrings. She also makes this fantastic Black Rose ring. I just love her stuff. They are all hand sculpted from flexible polymer clay and very reasonably priced. You can get the entire Bloody Mess set for just $28. Great for Halloween obviously, but I plan on wearing mine year round. I can’t wait until I can wear it to pick up my daughter from school. Those uptight private school moms won’t know what hit them. Shocking them always makes my day.

4 Responses to “Slit Throat Choker”

  1. Brat Says:

    Hahahahaha, wearing it to pick your daughter up from school.

    You GO, girl!

    P.S. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.

  2. boo Says:

    that is freakin’ hilarious…

  3. boo Says:

    p.s. the stitch bracelet and choker are to DIE for

  4. Burlesquers Says:

    These are now for sale (along with other ghoulish jewelry) at

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