Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies

Come to the Dark Side TI know you may have seen this t-shirt and may even own it. Great, now go away. I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to the newbie scarys out there. Someone does have to guide them in the ways of all things dark after all. If you are new to the whole dark side of life you need to buy this t-shirt: Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies. We want more people to come to the dark side, but we don’t want just anyone, so be careful. Don’t wear this when you have a smile on your face. The dark side does not wish to lure happy people. This is a great t-shirt to show that you are a member, just don’t expect to get the keys to the dark side just because you’re wearing it.

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