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Black Roses

Did you just go through a bad breakup? One of those horrific and heart wrenching ones where you just wish the person was dead? Why not send them black roses? They’ll get the hint about how you feel really fast. Of course Halloween is coming as well. You could always order some for yourself or to bring to someone’s house. My mom always said it was impolite to arrive without a hostess gift. Well, there ya go. Bring them black roses. Who wouldn’t want that? I know I’d love it. Buy and have them delivered to someone special here.


Spiderweb Balloons

Found this really creepy and unique idea for our annual Halloween party this year. These balloons are just made with basic clear balloons, helium, a squirt of Hi-Float and some plastic spiders. I cannot wait to try it. The instructions can be found here.


Gummy Skull

Always wish that you could get away with eating someone’s head? You know that nosy neighbor or that stupid girl that talks endlessly in the next cubicle? No? Huh… Must be just me. Well now I can or I can at least pretend I am eating their head. It’s even cherry flavored which probably tastes much better than an actual head anyway, right? I’m going to get mine here.



Cleaver Purse

You know that fantasy of getting strip searched that everyone has? No? Um… I guess it’s just me. Anyway, next time your going through airport security on the way to some wonderful destination be sure to bring this Cleaver Purse. I will guarantee that you get a very special strip search. Trust me, it works. I mean I wouldn’t know from actual experience. I’ve just heard about it somewhere. You can buy yours here.


Skull Eggs

Love the skull and crossbones egg fryer. I mean who wouldn’t want to wake up to that? I think it would be better if it was a skull shaped egg with bacon for the crossbones though, but I guess this would be good for the egg eating vegetarian crowd. You can buy one of your very own here.


Zombie Family

I’ve always hated those stupid family stickers that people put on their cars. It’s always on a mini van with the parents, 15 kids, 5 dogs, 3 cats, 2 fish etc. Drive me nuts (bad pun intended). Well check these out. You can buy them here. I would love to see zombies on someone’s car/ SUV or a hearse would be really cool, but please no mini vans.


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