As usual today is T-shirt Tuesday. Normally I would feature a t-shirt that you could buy, but not this time. This Zombie t-shirt was a promotional t-shirt for Resident Evil that was given away in San Diego at Comic-Con. I was there, but unfortunately did not get to be one of the lucky ones that received this fantastic t-shirt. This t-shirt was just too cool not to show you. Hopefully if enough people talk about it somebody will come along and produce the shirt so we can all buy it. The t-shirt is pretty simple on the front and says, “Let your darkside out” with a creepy zombie image behind it. On the back is the Resident Evil graphic. As you lift the shirt over your head a zombie face appears and turns an otherwise normal t-shirt into a zombie costume. Lifting the shirt up this way also forces your arms into the standard zombie position! How amazingly cool is that? The only downside would be for us girls, though I’m thinking guys would disagree. I’m not sure I’d want to lift my shirt over my face just for a mask. Weren’t we taught as little girls never to lift our shirt over our heads? I guess you could wear a shirt under it. Either way I really want one and it sucks that you can’t buy them!

I found this Friends Help You Move…Real Friends Help You Move Bodies! T-Shirt and it made me laugh so hard that I ordered one immediately. I feel like I may have seen it before, but I love it! And how true it is. I just moved into a new house a few months ago and finding help was next to impossible. We had to offer up unlimited beer and pizza and still had to get some backup from a moving company. Now mind you we didn’t ask people that we hadn’t helped move in the past, so I figure we were owed. Apparently not. Anyway, what would happen if I asked one of these people to move one of the many bodies I have lying around? I’ve collected quite a few in the basement and I need to start getting rid of them. I plan to wear my t-shirt when I ask them and point out the word Real and then they’ll have to help, right? Who would say no after that?

It’s T-Shirt Tuesday! I know the Skeleton Bra T-shirt has been around for a long time, but it’s still worth talking about. It makes me giggle whenever I see it. I mean guys wouldn’t understand this, but at times your boobs can feel very heavy. The thought that someone could come along and hold them up for you is very appealing, though I wouldn’t imagine a skeleton hand being very comfortable. It does bring to mind the famous Rolling Stone cover from 1993 of Janet Jackson. The one where someone was covering up her breasts from behind. Not really a fan of hers, but it was a great photo. I probably would like her more if she had just worn the t-shirt. I love that shirt.

It seems the popular Halloween T-shirt this year is the ones claiming the person wearing it cannot afford a costume. Considering that the three examples below cost more than $20 I think it’s crap. Obviously it is another case of a lazy persons costume. I say all of you people throwing Halloween parties this year deny letting anyone wearing these stupid costumes in to your party. We must unite against brainless pseudo costumes. If any trick or treating kid dares show up at our door with one of these on will get the door slammed in their faces! Just my 2 cents.

I love sarcasm and I am probably more sarcastic in my every day life than I should be. I often get looks from certain people who I forget have no sense of humor. I can’t control myself. My father always says that everything I say sounds sarcastic because that’s the way my voice sounds. We do not share the same sense of humor. For T-Shirt Tuesday I found this little snarky t-shirt: Just Give Me the Damn Candy. I know I’d crack up if some teenager came to my door in this t-shirt. Probably even more if it was on a little kid. I know that would be wrong. Admit it though, it would be funny to see this on a toddler that couldn’t even speak yet. I think it would be funnier though if it was followed by: “and Shut Up.”

We are getting really close to Halloween. I’m so excited. The whole month of Halloween I wear all of my scary t-shirts. I start with the tamer ones and progressively get scarier as the month goes by. Even though I have so many I can never get enough. I have just found one to add to my collection. It is pretty scary, so I might be wearing this one on the last day of the month. I can’t believe I have never seen this Glow-in-the-Dark Zombies and Ghosts T-shirt. The best part about this t-shirt is that the zombies and ghosts don’t appear until the lights go out! Until then it’s just a creepy mansion and graveyard. How could you not love that? The t-shirt is hand dyed. This means there is no iron-on that will crack and flake off. The ink is embedded in the 100% cotton. I wish it came in a girl’s t-shirt, but for $17.95 who cares? I ordered one anyway.

Even though it is the month of October it doesn’t mean I’m not going to do T-Shirt Tuesday, so here it is. As I have stated before Halloween is very important to me. I love everything about it. Once I figure out what I want to be for Halloween, I spend a ridiculous amount of time on it. The costumes become very involved and ornate. Sometimes costing way too much money, but I can’t control it. When I have a picture in my mind I will go to the ends of the earth to make it happen. Every year I have multiple parties to go to. People know I love it and will go all out. I think that might be why I get invited. It can’t be because of my sparkling wit. At every Halloween party there is always that one guy that comes in a t-shirt and jeans and declares he’s homeless or something. I realize that not everyone has the time or energy that I put into a costume, but come on. There are great t-shirts out there like the Ghostbusters Venkman T-shirt below left that take no effort at all. Even the stupid one below right shows you’re kind of into it. Make an effort when you get invited to a Halloween party. Even if it is just a t-shirt costume. Otherwise you may just be sitting at home drinking yourself into a stupor while you moan that you never get invited to parties and have no friends. I know I wouldn’t invite you.

Once again it is T-Shirt Tuesday. This time I am showing my favorite t-shirt of all time. I am a huge fan of Edward Gorey as I know a lot of people are. His wit was just amazing. I have owned this Gashlycrumb Tinies t-shirt for a long time and enjoy shocking uptight people with it. Every once in a while I will throw it on to pick up my 7 year old daughter from her ultra uptight private school. I know they think of me as the weird crazy mother and I’m okay with that. In fact it actually makes me very happy. I just LOVE the weird looks I get on an everyday basis, but especially when I wear this t-shirt. I even get them when I’m leaving since the back has a bunch of little gravestones on it! People have no sense of humor.

Today is T-Shirt Tuesday and I have a very important t-shirt to present to all of you. Why Can’t Vampires & Werewolves Just Get Along? is an age old question that must be openly discussed. To trace their history is a long and difficult process. There were recently a series of three documentaries that addressed this very issue called Underworld that I suggest you see. They were brilliantly produced. The movies portrayed a very realistic view of what has gone on between the werewolves and vampires since the beginning. Unfortunately they do not offer any answer to the problem, but maybe by watching we can all gain a better understanding of why. Show your support against this awful war and maybe if enough of us wear it we can end it once and for all.

For today’s T-Shirt Tuesday I present you with the Vampire Office Chat t-shirt. I just busted a gut when I saw this. So here are these vampires standing around the blood warmer and can you imagine what they are discussing? Last nights kill? Hardly. They are talking about what happened on last nights episode of The Big Fang Theory, How I Met Your Sire and of course the top rated Two and a Half Vampires.