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Skeleton Apron

Filexd under: Apparel,Bar,Fashion,kitchen — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — jane @

You know those stupid t-shirts they sell in beach towns? You know, the ones where it shows the┬ásexy girl/guy in a bathing suit and their bodies are perfect? I hate those! Especially since the people I see wearing them are always old fat people. Apparently when you hit the AARP years it’s standard attire while visiting a resort. I guess I probably thought it was funny the first time I saw it. This Skeleton Apron reminded me of those t-shirts, but so much better. These aprons are the creepy, cooler version. I would never be attracted to someone wearing one of those t-shirts, but if you wore this apron I might just jump your bones.

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