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Cleaver Purse

Filexd under: Fashion,Novelty,Storage,Travel — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , — jane @

You know that fantasy of getting strip searched that everyone has? No? Um… I guess it’s just me. Anyway, next time your going through airport security on the way to some wonderful destination be sure to bring this Cleaver Purse. I will guarantee that you get a very special strip search. Trust me, it works. I mean I wouldn’t know from actual experience. I’ve just heard about it somewhere. You can buy yours here.


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Scary Gift

Filexd under: Apparel,Fashion,Holidays — Tags: , , , , , , — jane @

We all know what it’s like this time of year. Less than two weeks until Christmas and we are all running around like chickens with our heads cut off. I love that saying. It’s so stupid, but pretty much exactly what we all look like. You know those Mother’s that are standing in line outside of Target first thing Saturday morning. That wild look in their eyes and the foam oozing from their mouths. I’m terrified of them. They will push you down and stomp on your face just to get the latest gadget, doll or video game on sale before it’s out of stock. I hate shopping this time of year and avoid it at all costs. I do almost all of my shopping online. I say almost just because my Father insists on wishing for things that can’t possibly be found online. I’ve been on a wild search this year for a certain type of moccasins that don’t seem to exist. In the meantime I thought I’d pick up some of the smaller gifts for him online. For some reason I am a big fan of cliche gifts. I was searching around online and found the perfect cliche tie. He doesn’t usually appreciate my humor, but I always get him at least one funny gift and I think this Scary Neck Tie is the perfect thing. You can find it here. Too bad the guy doesn’t have a santa hat on. Then it would be perfect.

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Shining Cuckoo Clock

Filexd under: Accessories,Art,Decor,Misc.,TV/Movies — Tags: , , , , , — jane @

Shining Cuckoo ClockFound the coolest Cuckoo Clock ever! If you loved Stanley Kubrick”s The Shining, you will love this Shining Cuckoo Clock. If you are actually more of a fan of the later TV version, then you won’t like this and should probably hang your head in shame and go away. Every hour Jack breaks through the door and says, “Here’s Johnny” followed by Wendy’s scream. Who wouldn’t want to wake up to that sound every hour during the night? I think I’d get tired of that after a while, but as an alarm clock it would be totally cool. This clock was designed by Chris Dimino. Unfortunately there was just one made, so not much chance of getting my hands on one.

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