Posts Tagged ‘gift’

Zombie Bait Earrings

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Next time you are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse I want you to be prepared for anything that could happen. Here is tip #37 for surviving: If someone gives you a pair of these throw them right back in their face and run in the other direction. Feel free to do it to someone yourself though and buy your pair here.

You’re welcome.

Zombie Bait


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Creepy Wrapping Paper

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I usually make my own creepy wrapping paper because it can be pretty hard to find. I did come across this book of creepy wrapping papers that measures 27″ x 18″ with all of the papers perforated for easy removal thats really cool and different. If you have a big gift though, I guess you’re shit out of luck. Get your wrapping book here.

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Dead Fingers Buckle

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I am not a man, clearly. I don’t wear big belt buckles and neither does Scary Hubby, but I do want this one. I’m not sure what I would do with it, but it is just so freakin awesome. Maybe make it into a necklace? Or a bracelet? Mother’s Day is coming up, so maybe I can talk Scary Daughter into getting this for me? Probably not, she tends to like the more traditional gifts. Make your Mother happy and get her what she really wants here.


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Brain in a Jar

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Are you looking for a gift for that special zombie in your life? Something that shows you care and understand that being a zombie wasn’t a choice? Well, look no further. Get them this Brain in a Jar Candle. This beautiful glass jar has a mouth wateringly realistic hand sculpted brain suspended in gel wax. Light this and it will remind them just how good a fresh brain tastes. Get one here.


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Cthulhu Roaster

Filexd under: Holidays,kitchen,Outdoors,Recipes — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , — jane @

It may be a little early to start thinking about camping or even barbecuing for that matter, but a lot depends on what part of the world you live in. If you live in Australia, for example, then it’s the perfect time. In other words don’t judge me for today’s post. I have my reasons for posting what I do and as soon as I have figured out this one you’ll be the first to know. I’m a little bitchy today, so watch out! Anyway, I found this handy dandy little Cthulhu Weenie Roaster while I was searching for a gift for Scary Hubby over the holidays and I have been obsessed with it ever since. How can you not be? It’s a freakin weenie roaster in the shape of Cthulhu! To me it looks more like a skull with some freaky long teeth, but who cares? This is the perfect gift for that creepy guy in your life that has everything. And just think, whenever he’s cooking you a weenie it’ll be plumped and cooked to perfection. Now that’s how I like my weenie!

* See Wikipedia if you don’t know who or what a Cthulhu is.

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Scary Christmas Stockings

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Are your stockings hung from the chimney with care yet? Or are you a lazy elf like me? I realized as I was sitting in front of the fireplace last night that I hadn’t hung up our stockings yet. I went to get them and realized that I’ve never liked them. We got them years ago as a gift from a friend and they are just a tad too cutesy for me/us. Obviously it wasn’t a close friend or they would have guessed that. Anyway, I started looking online for some new ones that I could order for next year. I found a great seller on Etsy that made some beautiful stockings like the one with the skulls on the right. The one on the left that I fell in love with though, I’m having a hard time finding. It’s an Emily the Strange Christmas stocking, but it doesn’t say that on it, which makes me really like it. It appears to have been discontinued as I have only found one available on ebay. Leave it to me to lust after something I’m going to have a hard time getting. Maybe I’ll wish for them to be in my cutesy stocking from Santa on Christmas morning.

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