Posts Tagged ‘fingers’

Halloween Set

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I spend a lot of time looking for things to post about on this blog. I love doing it, don’t get me wrong, but I do have a bone to pick with some stores. Why do some companies insist on just slapping the word Halloween on something and jacking up the price when clearly there isn’t much about it that qualifies it as a Halloween item? As you know I absolutely love Halloween, but I’m not a freaking idiot. Take for example this Halloween Nail Polish Set. What about this set says Halloween to you? Certainly not the rainbow colored nail polish, but of course they stuck a cutesy Halloween sticker on each bottle so it must be for Halloween. Surely not just for the presence of the friendly looking kitties on the toe separator thingy? What is the correct name for those things? Anyway, there isn’t even a black nail polish! Come on… You can do better than that! You can get yours here if you are so inclined and I won’t even call you a sucker… to your face.


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Baby Groping Pillows

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Misc.,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — jane @

These hand pillows are supposed to cuddle your baby as he falls asleep simulating the feel of the parent’s hands. Very creepy and weird, if you ask me, and I consider myself pretty comfortable with most things creepy and weird. Come on people is this really necessary? Who would want to wake up to a pair of disembodied hands cuddling with them? Just pick up your baby and use the $50 for diapers. Now if you don’t happen to have hands of your own then by all means pick up a pair here.

Baby hand pillows

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Handy Thumbs

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Awesome “thumb” tacks. Very clever, but I do think the magnet version is more fun. Put them on your fridge and it looks like someone is trying to escape through the door. I think they would be more cool though if they were painted in a more realistic way with a hint of blood on the ends. I mean wouldn’t you want your friends to think that you actually might have cut off someone’s fingertips? Of course you could always be a little crafty and paint them yourself. Order your own set to personalize here.


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Dead Fingers Buckle

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I am not a man, clearly. I don’t wear big belt buckles and neither does Scary Hubby, but I do want this one. I’m not sure what I would do with it, but it is just so freakin awesome. Maybe make it into a necklace? Or a bracelet? Mother’s Day is coming up, so maybe I can talk Scary Daughter into getting this for me? Probably not, she tends to like the more traditional gifts. Make your Mother happy and get her what she really wants here.


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Soap Fingers

Filexd under: Art,Bed & Bath,Crafts,Decor,kitchen — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , — jane @

Okay, I know I did a post yesterday on soap, but I had to write about this soap that one of my loyal readers alerted me to. These are Soap Fingers made by¬†LoveLeeSoaps on Etsy and are watermelon scented. I have no idea what the connection to watermelon that fingers have except that you use your hands to eat watermelon. You get four realistic looking fingers for $5.00. It’s a great price, but I wonder if I could get a five-finger discount?

* Thanks Eugenie5 for the heads up!

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Severed Fingers

Filexd under: Accessories,Halloween Decor,kitchen,Misc.,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , , — jane @

Severed FingersAs usual I am always looking out for ways to freak out neighbors. Of course it’s always fun to do it at Halloween, but that’s expected. I like to do it at different times and in unexpected ways. I found these severed fingers and immediately started thinking about Halloween. Moments later my brain started going beyond Halloween and came up with some great ideas. I love to decorate for Christmas. I know, sounds strange right? Actually not strange if you think of all of the fun things you can scatter around mixed in with your plastic Santas and elves. People get very freaked out when you mess with Christmas. I love it as much as the next person, but that doesn’t mean I have no sense of humor. Try sticking these severed fingers on your Christmas tree, so it looks like someone is clawing their way out. How about putting them in the hay in your nativity scene on the front lawn. Better yet! Stick them in the turkey before you bring it to the table. Maybe not…might be a little too freaky for some of the older folks. Point is…have some fun. You’d be amazed at what you could come up with to do with these fingers.

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