Vampires all want to go back to their roots and visit Dracula’s Castle, or should I say Bran Castle, in Transylvania, Romania. Nothing strange about that. Unfortunately, travel is not so easy for your run-of-the-mill vampire. We can’t all be rich and live in castles. Some of us have to eke out a living working nights at the local video store and living in an old mausoleum. In case you didn’t know, video store clerks don’t make that much. Anyway, I am here to help all of you lowly vampires who do not have the sort of life where you can travel and visit your homeland. Now you can take a 360 tour of Bran Castle on your computer. That is if you can even afford that.
Okay, who doesn’t love a good computer gadget? This one is just too cool. This little RayD8 USB Flash Drive from Mimobot comes with a whole background story attached to him as apparently a lot of their gadgets do and…wait for it…they do Star Wars Flash Drives, too. Designed by Dino Alberto, this little guy continues the Mimobot back story of a refugee alien race of silicon robots stricken with amnesia, on an Earth mission to restore their lost minds. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to store your data on the unwitting time-traveler to help him generate the memergy necessary to synthesize another electro-time-bolt and bring him back to his own little spot in the chronosphere. Sounds easy enough, right? So, get out there and help him already!
I found these three little skeleton computer toppers for $20.99 that are a takeoff of the famous Japanese monkeys, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. With those on top of your computer there are basically no witnesses to the many things we all do online. Just think if the Queen of all things pastel, Martha Stewart had had them on her computer instead of that stupid cat she might never have been caught and gone to jail. Cats are notorious blabblers I’ve heard, not mine though. Of course then I would not have been able to experience the happiest day of my life, so maybe it was a good thing. Is that too much to pay to have a little peace of mind that no one will ever find out your secrets?
Ahoy there, me hearties! I be a Mac. If you be a PC then walk the plank! Unless you are a semi-Mac and have an iPhone or iPod then you can stay. So, who doesn’t love pirates? Especially the good old Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones) flag or in this case they are called Jobby Roger in honor of Steve Jobs. Now you can turn your little Apple icon into a Apple and Crossbones! There is a small little site that makes a sticker crossbones to add to the bottom of your Apple symbol. They make a small selection of bones for the various Mac products in your life. For $2.50 plus $2 shipping you can get any one of the sizes. I have them for all of my Mac products!
Hey gargoyle freak! Yes, I’m talking to you. Do you collect gargoyles? Is your cubicle at work all decked out with gargoyles? You have your gargoyle pictures, your statues, the picture you took of a gargoyle when you were in England pinned to your bulletin board, your mousepad and screensaver, the gargoyle hat someone bought for you hanging from the corner of your cubicle, but do you have one sitting on top of your computer looking at you as you read this? If you do then do you have this little Computer Gargoyle? Listen I’m here for you. I was just in England and took that same photo. I understand your obsession. Don’t you need to give in one more time for this one? If the top of your computer is full you could always hang him over the side of your cubicle. He’s just 4 1/2″ tall and costs $9.99, so he won’t take up too much space in your office or your wallet. Just think about how much that would piss off the “Hello Kitty” freak in the next cubicle.
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