Posts Tagged ‘clowns’

11 Scary Clowns

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11 Scary Clowns T-ShirtI know I have already made my dislike for clowns known, but here is a t-shirt that just scares the crap out of me. I know I love scary things, but clowns are just that one step too far into crazy town. I know some of you don’t mind a trip into downtown crazy town, so this 11 Scary Clowns T-Shirt was made just for you. Just promise me you won’t wear it if we ever meet, unless you want to me to run away from you.

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Ventriloquist Doll

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Clown Ventriliquist DummyI know I claim to love all things scary and I do, but I draw the line at clowns. Clowns scare the crap out of me and not just because of a movie called It. It seems I may have been born with this fear. I’m not sure how it started. It might be the fact that when I was little Scary Jane there was a small clown painting in my room that was supposed to be cute. I remember laying in bed staring at it and trying to go to sleep. I probably had bad dreams about it. I finally made my Mom take it down. That coupled with the numerous movies and TV shows that featured a killer clown made me what I am today. A quivering idiot at the sight of any clown. Actually the ones that are not meant to be scary are the ones that scare me the most. Those painted smiles cover up the fact that they aren’t really smiling. The Ventriloquist Clown Doll scares me the most. Makes me think of that old movie Magic with Anthony Hopkins. You know the one where the ventriloquist dummy takes control and murders people. So, take a murderous dummy and then make him a clown and you have the one thing that will make me run down the middle of the street screaming in terror. If anyone was thinking of getting me that for Christmas can I please get a cute zombie doll instead?

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