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Baby Head Bowl

Filexd under: Art,beverage,Etsy,Food & Candy,Holidays,kitchen — Tags: , , , , , , , — jane @

Who knew random baby heads and body parts could be so creepy? I found this shop on Etsy called SusanKniffinDavidson. She makes some wonderfully odd ceramic items most notably these upside down baby head bowls. I just love them! I want a whole set. Can you imagine putting these out for your soup at Christmas dinner? They are very appropriate since you are celebrating a birth, but I can’t imagine my parents finding that very funny or anyone else in my extended family for that matter. You can order one here.

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Chocolate Babies

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Are you in the process of planning a Halloween party? A creepy wedding? Or a slightly unorthodox baby shower? Well, all parties need a cake or at least some sweet treats. Why not place a custom order with Annabel de Vetten, the mastermind behind The Conjurer’s Kitchen? They can make any twisted idea you have come to life. Almost anything you can imagine they have already made. From a life size Dexter cake to Buffalo Bill’s skin suit from Silence of the Lambs to over the top gorgeous wedding cakes. The chocolate baby heads below were actually life size and made from white chocolate. Let your imagination run wild (and your checkbook) and go here.

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Baby Groping Pillows

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Misc.,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — jane @

These hand pillows are supposed to cuddle your baby as he falls asleep simulating the feel of the parent’s hands. Very creepy and weird, if you ask me, and I consider myself pretty comfortable with most things creepy and weird. Come on people is this really necessary? Who would want to wake up to a pair of disembodied hands cuddling with them? Just pick up your baby and use the $50 for diapers. Now if you don’t happen to have hands of your own then by all means pick up a pair here.

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Mummy To Be

Filexd under: Apparel,Etsy,Fashion — Tags: , , , , , , , — jane @

I’m not a big fan of cutesy in general. I especially hate t-shirts that say Baby with an arrow pointed down, Bun in the Oven etc. I mean I guess it helps those idiots you run into figure out that you’re not just fat, but that there is something else going on in there. This t-shirt actually makes me want to be pregnant just so I can wear it. Actually, no it doesn’t. Nothing does, but hey it’s funny right? Buy yours here, but only if you’re pregnant otherwise it’s just weird.

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Terminator Stroller

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Not sure if this is real or if you can actually purchase this stroller, but if I ever give birth to a baby Terminator this will be the one I want.

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Zombie Snack Bib

Filexd under: Apparel,beverage,Food & Candy,kitchen — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , — jane @

I know every time I see a baby I just want to eat them up. They’re so soft and smell so good. Does that make me a zombie? Probably not since I’m not interested in their brains. I guess I’d be more of a cannibal. Anyway, do you have a baby in your life you are getting a little sick of? All of that whining and crying distracting you from the important things in life? Well, now you can get one of these Zombie Snack Bibs and strap it on that little baby. The zombies will come running/stumbling and your problem will be solved. Just make sure you’re not in the room when they show up or you’ll be the entrée.

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