Oh, how I appreciate a macabre sense of humor. So many people out there are so uptight. In the world we live in today you really have to stop once in awhile and smell the dead roses or just get a good laugh. I’m sure I will be bombarded again with emails after people read this post, so let me just say now I am not a serial killer or psychotic. I enjoy life as much as I can and have a great sense of humor considering the things that are going on around us. All that being said, I found this great Slit Throat Choker on Etsy! The artist’s name is Tiana Rutledge and she creates this choker and many other things including Slit Wrist bracelets and Blood Drop earrings. She also makes this fantastic Black Rose ring. I just love her stuff. They are all hand sculpted from flexible polymer clay and very reasonably priced. You can get the entire Bloody Mess set for just $28. Great for Halloween obviously, but I plan on wearing mine year round. I can’t wait until I can wear it to pick up my daughter from school. Those uptight private school moms won’t know what hit them. Shocking them always makes my day.
Tags: Art, black, blood, bracelet, earrings, Halloween, necklace, red, ring
February 5th, 2010 at 1:43 am
Hahahahaha, wearing it to pick your daughter up from school.
You GO, girl!
P.S. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
that is freakin’ hilarious…
February 25th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
p.s. the stitch bracelet and choker are to DIE for
May 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am
These are now for sale (along with other ghoulish jewelry) at http://burlesquers.etsy.com/