Skeleton Apron

You know those stupid t-shirts they sell in beach towns? You know, the ones where it shows the┬ásexy girl/guy in a bathing suit and their bodies are perfect? I hate those! Especially since the people I see wearing them are always old fat people. Apparently when you hit the AARP years it’s standard attire while visiting a resort. I guess I probably thought it was funny the first time I saw it. This Skeleton Apron reminded me of those t-shirts, but so much better. These aprons are the creepy, cooler version. I would never be attracted to someone wearing one of those t-shirts, but if you wore this apron I might just jump your bones.

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4 Responses to “Skeleton Apron”

  1. Sandra Says:

    Very cool!

  2. midnightorganfight Says:

    any idea where i can order one of these?

  3. jane Says:

    Click on the blue highlighted text in the post and it will take you to the website.

  4. midnightorganfight Says:

    Awesome, thanks Jane. Just discovered your website yesterday, and its all ive been looking at since. I don’t think its good i got paid today…i want it all…

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