I’m not usually the tech geek in the family. I leave that stuff to Scary Hubby. Sometimes though I do come across things that melt our two loves together. This is a Skull USB Drive Necklace. This little guy is great. It’s a USB Flash Drive that holds 2GB of storage and a necklace! Two for the price of one. My big complaint about Flash Drives in general is that I am always losing them. They are so tiny. This one can just go around my neck and it looks just like a regular skull necklace. The little plug in thingy slides out, so there is no cover to lose, which is always a problem too. A lot of these cool little Flash Drives can be pretty pricey, but this one sells for only $22. Obviously at that price it’s not made out of platinum.  It may not be the nicest skull necklace you’ve ever owned, but it is cute and a great idea.

OMG! I just came across this great Zombie Pin-up calendar that I can’t live without in 2010. Apparently they have been making it for a few years now. How could I have missed this? Ever since I saw Zombieland a few weeks ago I’ve been obsessed with all things zombies. It may be pics of girl zombies, but who cares? It’s absolutely hilarious. I just hope that next time my car is in the shop getting an oil change I see this calendar on the wall instead of the ususal boring bimbos.

I keep buying new cases for my iPhone. I find one and think it’s the perfect one and then another one comes along that I can’t live without. Now of course I have found the ultimate one and this time I mean it. I’ve never come across a creepy one before, so this one fits my need for everything scary and makes me very happy. It’s the Demon iPhone case made by iDeal Case. It’s made of 100% pure silicone for the 3G/3GS. The case comes in yellow, purple, orange, light blue, green and white which glows in the dark! I love the blue, but I think it was a major mistake not to make it in red. I personally think of red when I think of demons, but who am I? Apparently I know nothing. Anyway it can be had for only $14.99 which is actually really cheap for an iPhone case.

*Update:

Apparently the case is available in red and also black and navy. The glow in the dark version is seperate from the white one. Thanks to Brat for being on top of things, while I continue to be in a fog.

Now this Tattooed Skull Chair is cool! If it wasn’t $4000 I’d already own it. This comes from the Mama-Tried Studios located in Brooklyn and is designed by Scott Campbell owner of Saved Tattoo. It’s actually a leather chair that is hand tattooed and apparently takes just as long to do as tattooing a person. They also offer tattooed leather pillows that might be more in your budget for $125. Check out their website for a bunch of other items as well. One particular item that I am coveting and I might just have to give in to is the laser etched replacement backs for Apple laptops. They cost $200, but they are so awesome and you can bet you won’t see a bunch of them around. There are quite a few designs, but I am particular to the shown below.

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Okay, who doesn’t love a good computer gadget? This one is just too cool. This little RayD8 USB Flash Drive from Mimobot comes with a whole background story attached to him as apparently a lot of their gadgets do and…wait for it…they do Star Wars Flash Drives, too. Designed by Dino Alberto, this little guy continues the Mimobot back story of a refugee alien race of silicon robots stricken with amnesia, on an Earth mission to restore their lost minds. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to store your data on the unwitting time-traveler to help him generate the memergy necessary to synthesize another electro-time-bolt and bring him back to his own little spot in the chronosphere. Sounds easy enough, right? So, get out there and help him already!

I found these three little skeleton computer toppers for $20.99 that are a takeoff of the famous Japanese monkeys, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. With those on top of your computer there are basically no witnesses to the many things we all do online. Just think if the Queen of all things pastel, Martha Stewart had had them on her computer instead of that stupid cat she might never have been caught and gone to jail. Cats are notorious blabblers I’ve heard, not mine though. Of course then I would not have been able to experience the happiest day of my life, so maybe it was a good thing. Is that too much to pay to have a little peace of mind that no one will ever find out your secrets?

Ahoy there, me hearties! I be a Mac. If you be a PC then walk the plank! Unless you are a semi-Mac and have an iPhone or iPod then you can stay. So, who doesn’t love pirates? Especially the good old Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones) flag or in this case they are called Jobby Roger in honor of Steve Jobs. Now you can turn your little Apple icon into a Apple and Crossbones! There is a small little site that makes a sticker crossbones to add to the bottom of your Apple symbol. They make a small selection of bones for the various Mac products in your life. For $2.50 plus $2 shipping you can get any one of the sizes. I have them for all of my Mac products!

Hey gargoyle freak! Yes, I’m talking to you. Do you collect gargoyles? Is your cubicle at work all decked out with gargoyles? You have your gargoyle pictures, your statues, the picture you took of a gargoyle when you were in England pinned to your bulletin board, your mousepad and screensaver, the gargoyle hat someone bought for you hanging from the corner of your cubicle, but do you have one sitting on top of your computer looking at you as you read this? If you do then do you have this little Computer Gargoyle? Listen I’m here for you. I was just in England and took that same photo. I understand your obsession. Don’t you need to give in one more time for this one? If the top of your computer is full you could always hang him over the side of your cubicle. He’s just 4 1/2″ tall and costs $9.99, so he won’t take up too much space in your office or your wallet. Just think about how much that would piss off the “Hello Kitty” freak in the next cubicle.