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Halloween Set

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Fashion,Halloween Decor,Misc.,Stupid Stuff — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — jane @

I spend a lot of time looking for things to post about on this blog. I love doing it, don’t get me wrong, but I do have a bone to pick with some stores. Why do some companies insist on just slapping the word Halloween on something and jacking up the price when clearly there isn’t much about it that qualifies it as a Halloween item? As you know I absolutely love Halloween, but I’m not a freaking idiot. Take for example this Halloween Nail Polish Set. What about this set says Halloween to you? Certainly not the rainbow colored nail polish, but of course they stuck a cutesy Halloween sticker on each bottle so it must be for Halloween. Surely not just for the presence of the friendly looking kitties on the toe separator thingy? What is the correct name for those things? Anyway, there isn’t even a black nail polish! Come on… You can do better than that! You can get yours here if you are so inclined and I won’t even call you a sucker… to your face.

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Tissue Noir

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Decor,Halloween Decor,Home — Tags: , , , , , , , — jane @

This is by far the coolest box of tissues I have ever seen. Not only a creepy box, but the tissues themselves are the perfect shade of dismal grey. They are being marketed just for Halloween, but I want them all year round in my house! I might just have to see if I can buy their entire stock. I must have them. If you want some for yourself you had better hurry and go here.

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Baby Groping Pillows

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Misc.,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — jane @

These hand pillows are supposed to cuddle your baby as he falls asleep simulating the feel of the parent’s hands. Very creepy and weird, if you ask me, and I consider myself pretty comfortable with most things creepy and weird. Come on people is this really necessary? Who would want to wake up to a pair of disembodied hands cuddling with them? Just pick up your baby and use the $50 for diapers. Now if you don’t happen to have hands of your own then by all means pick up a pair here.

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Zombies Afoot Slippers

Filexd under: Apparel,Bed & Bath,Fashion,Food & Candy,Home — Tags: , , , , , , , — jane @

I’m not sure the idea of putting my foot in a zombie’s mouth is all that attractive. Kind of like giving it an appetizer. What’s to stop him from continuing on to the leg? Unless he happens to be a breast man you can kiss your legs goodbye. If you want to risk it they look pretty comfy and can be bought here.

 

Zombie slippers

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Blood Bath

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,TV/Movies — Tags: , , , , , , , , — jane @

Oh boy! Now I can take a shower and pretend I am making a “good” remake of the film Psycho unlike the remake made in 1998 with Vince Vaughn. Nothing against Mr. Vaughn at all, I actually really like him, but that was just plain awful. Of course, if he wants to try and make Psycho again with me I’d be more than willing. On second thought, that might turn into a completely different type of movie… umm… never mind. Anyway, if you want to try it yourself you can start by getting your Blood Bath shower gel here.

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Skeleton Beach Towel

Filexd under: Bed & Bath,Home,Nature,Outdoors — Tags: , , , , , , , , — jane @

I was just thinking to myself the other day that I really needed a two headed skeleton towel and lo and behold I got an a email from a reader telling me about this one. How lucky is that? He just read my mind. Whew! Another crisis averted thanks to my my faithful readers. If you are going through a similar crisis go here.

* Thanks Gary W. for saving me from a fate worse than death. 😉

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