Filexd under: Animals,Art,Collectibles,Crafts,Etsy,Novelty,Toys/Games,TV/Movies — Tags: bear, blood, bucket, carrie, crochet, dolls, handmade, horror, movie, pig's blood, prom, red, Stephen King, telekinesis — jane @ 12:39 pm

We’ve all seen the movie Carrie, right? The iconic scene of Carrie having blood dumped on her at the prom? If you haven’t then you probably don’t belong on this website and should go back to searching for summer clothes on JCrew. Carrie is like no other horror movie I’ve ever seen. Many movies tried to copy the idea with similar story lines, but none came close to the feelings you have while watching this. A reader sent me a link to a shop on Etsy called Croshame. This woman crochets adorable little scary figures. Some are depictions of scenes from horror movies like The Exorcist and Carrie (pictured) while others are just from her twisted mind. They are a little pricey, but they are very unique. You are never going to find them somewhere else and they are all handmade to order. The trouble comes when you have to decide which one you can’t live without.

*Thanks Rosenz for the link!

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Filexd under: Accessories,Apparel,Art,Etsy,Fashion,Jewelry — Tags: Art, creature, eye, eyeball, monsters, octopus, porthole, ring, sea monster, silver, squid, tentacles — jane @ 12:44 pm

Here’s one tip if you want someone like me to look at something on the internet. Have the word “Evil” in the title. I can’t resist that word for some reason. A reader sent me this link to a jewelry designer on Etsy and as I was looking around I found this fantastic Evil Eye Ring. I’ve seen a lot of eye rings in my time, but this one is really cool. it depicts two tentacles wrapped around a porthole with an eye looking through it. Is it the poor schmuck inside looking out or the creature looking in? You decide. Check out his Etsy page here for more information on this and other unique designs.

*Thanks Cat for the the link! 

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Filexd under: Accessories,Bar,Bed & Bath,Crafts,Decor,kitchen — Tags: black, blue, damask, dry, Halloween, hand, purple, royal blue, Scary Jane, skeletons, skull, towel — jane @ 1:18 pm

I’m always looking for things to have in my house that don’t automatically scream Halloween, but is still scary and creepy. I think I can check off Skull Kitchen Towels now. These black towels are embroidered with a dark purple skull damask design and made by Fabulously Fierce on Etsy. I absolutely love this towel, but I would love it even more if the embroidery was a dark royal blue. I wonder if she’ll do custom? Yup! She says it right there in the description.They are a little pricey at $12 for one towel, but you have to keep in mind that they are made by one person trying to make a living, not a big corporation. Oh and they’re gorgeous too.

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Filexd under: Art,Crafts,Food & Candy,kitchen,Recipes — Tags: Art, baby, bread, candle, candy, chocolate, clay, cleaning products, dolls, ice, jello, mold, plastic, soap — jane @ 1:54 pm

Now I am not referring to mold that grows on a baby, but I am writing about a mold to make baby shaped items. I don’t know which is worse. Most creepy scary things I find I would love to have, but once in a while it’s just something too weird and disturbing. This silicone Baby Mold from First Impressions Molds is at the top of my list right now. You can make all sorts of stuff with it. Soap, candles, candy, chocolate, ice, bread(!), jello, clay etc. It measures about 2.5″ long, so it’s not something you just throw in your mouth. You have to pick an end to start with and my money is on avoiding the butt at all costs. Don’t you just want to run out and buy one, so you can start eating babies too?

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Filexd under: Accessories,Bar,beverage,Collectibles,Decor,Halloween Decor,kitchen,Recipes — Tags: absinthe, Alcohol, decanter, drink, glass, green, kool-aid, liquor, skull, zombie — jane @ 1:12 pm

By now you all have probably seen the Crystal Head Vodka bottle that I blogged about here. Well, I just came across a new version, the Zombie Glass Decanter. This one is without the vodka or any other liquid, so you can fill it with anything from Kool-aid to Absinthe. Both, I might add, can be found in a lovely shade of green. Think Geek is selling them for $19.99, so clearly it’s a must buy at a great price. Can’t wait to pull it out for the Halloween party this year.

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Filexd under: Art,Crafts,Fashion,Misc. — Tags: black, blood, bloody, drippy, drips, droplet, hands, manicure, nail art, nails, red — jane @ 8:02 am

Here’s a great and easy way to give yourself a Bloody manicure. I see them all over the place, but usually they look just a little too perfectly drippy and unrealistic. I like the way she does it so randomly and not in cute little droplet forms. If you were to get actual blood dripping on your nails from scratching or some other everyday gruesome activity I think they would look more like this.

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Filexd under: Accessories,Apparel,Art,Arts/Crafts,Fashion,Jewelry,Outdoors — Tags: black, custom, dripping, eyewear, fashion show, glasses, sun, sunglasses — jane @ 1:09 pm

Speaking of weird sunglasses, how about these Dripping Sunglasses? I would kill for a pair of these, but alas they were just custom made by Anna Ter Haar for a fashion show. Bitch.

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Filexd under: Accessories,Animals,Apparel,Fashion,Jewelry,Novelty,Outdoors — Tags: black, blood, Cats, coffin, costume, eyewear, glasses, plastic, protection, red, sun, sunglasses, vampires — jane @ 1:51 pm

I don’t know about you, but I love weird sunglasses. I’m not talking about the stupid ones where the eyes are shaped like a beer mug or a peace sign. I mean the unusual ones like these great Cat’s Eye Glasses from Victorian Trading Co. Technically they are “Costume Eyewear”, but that never stops me from wearing them in the evening around town. Just don’t count on them protecting you during the day from that blazing sun. You’ll still burn to a crisp, but the upside will be that you’ll look cool doing it.

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Filexd under: Accessories,Animals,Art,Collectibles,Decor,Fairy Tales,Nature,Outdoors — Tags: Art, artist, blood, etsy, flamingos, garden, gnomes, hand casted, hand painted, horror, neighborhood, neighbors, skeletons, tacky, yard, zombies — jane @ 12:12 am

If you have been diligently reading my blog (you better be) you would know that I just love to piss off my neighbors. I know, not very neighborly, but oh so much fun. Besides, it seems like it has become sort of a running joke in the neighborhood. What will Jane do next? Most of them get a good laugh out of it since we do take good care of our yard, but there are a few that are not so thrilled. That’s mainly why I do it. If they laughed and enjoyed it I’d get bored.
Everyone has seen the pink yard flamingos and a few have even seen the skeleton flamingos, but now a couple of artists selling under the name Chris and Janes Place on Etsy have come up with their own twist. Zombie Gnomes feeding on one of those oh so tacky pink flamingos. They are hand casted, hand painted and sell for $55. They have been getting so many orders for these that they are a little behind in production, but so worth the wait. I am so excited to get mine. Now I just need to think of a great way to reveal it to the neighbors

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Filexd under: Accessories,Bed & Bath,Decor,Lighting,Novelty,Office,Weird Stuff — Tags: baby, belly button, blue, cord, desk, dolls, lamp, nursery, plastic, umbilical cord, work — jane @ 7:53 am

When I am looking for new stuff to post about I sometimes search on random words put together. A lot of times my word mixtures do not produce anything, but once in awhile I get lucky and hit upon some uber creepy item. Today’s creepy item is the Baby Lamp. Yes, those are the everyday words I searched on. I was just spitballing. I didn’t really think anything would come up of interest. Wow, was I wrong! I thought maybe this was just a design project or something, but no it’s a mass produced item that you can purchase online from a real store. I mean, really?!? What the hell? I love creepy stuff, but this is just weird. Is it really meant for a nursery or is it just a novelty? What really cracks me up is the cord coming out of his butt. Wouldn’t it have been better if it came out of his belly button like an umbilical cord? This little weirdo comes in various colors and can be had for about $100. So, what are you waiting for? Don’t you want one for your desk at work?

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