This 3D printed skull is absolutely beautiful. It’s made from drawings created by artist Joshua Harker. I need this like I need a hole in the head. Oh wait! It is a hole in a head, so maybe I do need this? I’m confused. Do I need it or not? Get your hole in the head here.

Awesome “thumb” tacks. Very clever, but I do think the magnet version is more fun. Put them on your fridge and it looks like someone is trying to escape through the door. I think they would be more cool though if they were painted in a more realistic way with a hint of blood on the ends. I mean wouldn’t you want your friends to think that you actually might have cut off someone’s fingertips? Of course you could always be a little crafty and paint them yourself. Order your own set to personalize here.

Oh yum. I always wondered what a zombie booger would taste like. Well, not really, but I have heard that this stuff is pretty amazing. Here is the recipe if you want to try it out. Just make sure and send me some because I am way too lazy busy to make it myself.

I have seen a lot of strange salt and pepper shakers in my time, but this one really takes the cake. Or should I say the cupcake. I know… lame, but you snickered a little. Admit it. Anyway, I still say these are very weird. So, not only do you have cupcake shaped salt and pepper shakers, but then they are each topped off with a bloody eyeball. What kind of brain thought that up? Probably one very similar to mine actually and I like it. Show your solidarity and get your set here.

Apparently recycling isn’t just for humans anymore zombies are now getting in on the action too. It does make me wonder what they would recycle. They don’t seem to be particularly picky about what they eat. I’m going to guess that it would be the container humans come in. No, not the skin that’s the best part. No, I’m talking about the clothing. There can’t be much nutritional value in clothing, so I have to assume that is what they recycle and good for them. They may be disgusting people eating monsters, but at least they care enough to recycle, which I assume means donate to the needy. I mean who really wants their food running around naked anyway? Go ahead, be thoughtful and buy one of these bags for that special zombie in your life here.

Now this is what I call an all around shoe. You can wear it to the office, you can wear it to the clubs for dancing and you are all set to kick some ass in the alley if there is any trouble. Literally. They’re perfect. Hmm… now where did I put my spiked bra? Get yours here and I can challenge you to a duel.