As I have stated many times before, as a general rule I do not like wallpaper. I have over the years come across one or two that I would actually consider putting in my home, but this one is not one of them. Not to say I don’t like it, because I do. It’s just that I abhor removing wallpaper once I get tired of it. As a former Interior Designer I dealt with this issue a lot from clients and I usually tried to steer them in another direction. Anyway, this paper is fun. I think it would be cute in a pirate themed room for a child. The only thing that kind of turns me off is I get a very Ralph Lauren/’80s preppy vibe from it and being a dyed-in-the-wool scary girl it just doesn’t work for me. If that doesn’t bother you then you can buy it here.

I was just thinking to myself the other day that I really needed a two headed skeleton towel and lo and behold I got an a email from a reader telling me about this one. How lucky is that? He just read my mind. Whew! Another crisis averted thanks to my my faithful readers. If you are going through a similar crisis go here.

* Thanks Gary W. for saving me from a fate worse than death.

This 3D printed skull is absolutely beautiful. It’s made from drawings created by artist Joshua Harker. I need this like I need a hole in the head. Oh wait! It is a hole in a head, so maybe I do need this? I’m confused. Do I need it or not? Get your hole in the head here.

Awesome “thumb” tacks. Very clever, but I do think the magnet version is more fun. Put them on your fridge and it looks like someone is trying to escape through the door. I think they would be more cool though if they were painted in a more realistic way with a hint of blood on the ends. I mean wouldn’t you want your friends to think that you actually might have cut off someone’s fingertips? Of course you could always be a little crafty and paint them yourself. Order your own set to personalize here.

Oh yum. I always wondered what a zombie booger would taste like. Well, not really, but I have heard that this stuff is pretty amazing. Here is the recipe if you want to try it out. Just make sure and send me some because I am way too lazy busy to make it myself.

I have seen a lot of strange salt and pepper shakers in my time, but this one really takes the cake. Or should I say the cupcake. I know… lame, but you snickered a little. Admit it. Anyway, I still say these are very weird. So, not only do you have cupcake shaped salt and pepper shakers, but then they are each topped off with a bloody eyeball. What kind of brain thought that up? Probably one very similar to mine actually and I like it. Show your solidarity and get your set here.